Terms & Conditions
Last updated: 2 March 20261. About Us
These terms govern your use of products operated by Muerto Limited (“we”, “us”, “our”), a company registered in England and Wales.
Our products include:
- cancelmyparkingticket.com
- appealmyparkingticket.com
- cancelmycitation.com
- appealmycitation.com
- cardamageadvisor.com
- toolykit.ai
- wtfdidijustagree.com
- wtfdidijustsign.com
- writemylegalletter.com
2. What We Do
Our products use artificial intelligence (Claude AI by Anthropic) to analyse documents, parking tickets, citations, contracts, and other materials you provide, and to generate letters, reports, and summaries.
3. Not Legal Advice
Our products are tools for self-representation. We are not a law firm. Nothing we produce constitutes formal legal advice. You should seek independent legal advice where appropriate.
4. No Guarantee of Outcome
We do not guarantee that any appeal, letter, or document we generate will be successful. Success depends on the specific circumstances of your case, the accuracy of the information you provide, and decisions made by third parties (councils, parking companies, courts, etc.).
5. Pricing and Payment
Prices are displayed on each product site. Payment is processed by Stripe. All prices include VAT where applicable. You pay once per use — there are no subscriptions or recurring charges unless explicitly stated.
6. Refund Policy
If you pay for a product and the service is not rendered (e.g., the tool fails to generate output), you are entitled to a full refund within 14 days. Contact hello@wtfhelpme.com. If the tool generates output as described, we cannot offer a refund based on the outcome of your case.
7. Your Data
We take your privacy seriously. See our Privacy Policy for full details. In summary:
- Your data is processed by Claude AI (Anthropic) to generate output
- We do not store your ticket/document data beyond 30 days
- We never sell your data
- Payment is handled by Stripe — we do not see or store card details
8. Accuracy
While our AI is trained on relevant legislation and regulations, AI can make errors. You should review all generated content before submitting it. We are not liable for inaccuracies in AI-generated output.
9. Your Responsibilities
You must provide accurate information. You must not use our tools for fraudulent purposes. You must be at least 18 years old (or have parental consent) to use our products.
10. Intellectual Property
All content, branding, and code on our sites is owned by Muerto Limited. Generated appeal letters and documents become yours once purchased.
11. Liability
To the maximum extent permitted by law, our total liability is limited to the amount you paid for the specific product. We are not liable for indirect, consequential, or incidental damages.
12. Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales. Disputes shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales.
13. Changes
We may update these terms at any time. The “last updated” date at the top will reflect the most recent version.
14. Contact
hello@wtfhelpme.com
Muerto Limited